1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,360 Yes, sir. Of course. 2 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,160 Alright, I'll call you right back. 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,959 -Flip, I have a client-- -Knock! 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,159 So it is now day three 5 00:00:14,159 --> 00:00:16,040 -Yup. -since Flip's breakup. 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,840 And it's been three intensive days. 7 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,560 Knock! 8 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,880 So we took it upon ourselves to cheer him up. 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,480 Whoa, schucks! 10 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,040 Whoa, whoa, schucks! 11 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,120 Okay, he's coming. 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,920 Flip, come here quickly. 13 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,280 -That'll be cool. -We need you in here. 14 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,720 No one needs me. 15 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,040 But polony needs you. 16 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,320 So, I'm doing an Insta Live where we all taste the polony 17 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,120 and say how nice it is, and it's your turn. 18 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,640 So sit over there, look into this camera 19 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,680 and say, "DPM polony". 20 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,640 Take a big bite and say, "It's real meat". 21 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,360 -Okay? -That's lovely. 22 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,960 Remember it's live, so people are watching as we film. 23 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,320 Yes, Kayle. I know what Insta Live is. 24 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,360 I'm a Boomer. 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,239 -Roll. -Okay. 26 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:08,040 Three, two, one. 27 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,560 DPM polony. 28 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,280 It's-- 29 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,080 -Go, go. Keep going. -Swallow. 30 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,480 Real mea... 31 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,720 Say, "It's real meat." 32 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,760 -Flip, we're live. -Real mea-- 33 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,879 Real meat! 34 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,800 Your face, Flip! 35 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,640 There's a camera. There's a camera. There's a camera! 36 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,160 -There's vinegar in the polony. -You bastards! 37 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, schucks! 38 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,360 Joanne, stay. 39 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,680 -Hey. -Hey. 40 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,600 I'm going out for a meeting. 41 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,120 I'm getting a coffee on the way back. 42 00:02:12,559 --> 00:02:13,720 Can I get you one? 43 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,720 I'd really appreciate a decent coffee. 44 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,839 Okay, yeah. 45 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,320 Yes, I'll need some caffeine for the... 46 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,600 long road home this weekend. 47 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,839 -Oh, yes, that. -Yeah. 48 00:02:25,839 --> 00:02:27,480 Yeah, good luck. 49 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,559 Thank you. 50 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,320 -Thank you very much. -Was that Elvis or Madiba? 51 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,559 That was Elvis. I'd never do Madiba. 52 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,559 It was Madiba. 53 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,839 Shame, yes. It's... 54 00:02:39,839 --> 00:02:41,320 It's not going to be nice. 55 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,880 Breakups suck. 56 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,880 Attention, everyone. 57 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,720 Some of you might not know, but... 58 00:02:55,800 --> 00:03:00,760 I've been dealing with a few bitter personal issues the last few days. 59 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,720 But I'm a private person so I don't want to talk about it. 60 00:03:08,839 --> 00:03:12,240 In short, Martie cheated on me with three to five guys. 61 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,520 The exact numbers are still unclear. 62 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,160 It feels like my heart was flung over the handlebars of a BMX... 63 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,760 onto the tar, no knee guards. 64 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,559 You know, 40 degrees in the sun. 65 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,640 And now my heart needs to drag himself off the road, 66 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,240 but he doesn't have arms. 67 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,200 So... 68 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,360 now he's just crawling through it, and... 69 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,560 the wounds are open, 70 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,840 letting bits of hot tar work their way into the wound, 71 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,080 and it's painful. 72 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,760 Because... 73 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,840 he can't phone his mother because she's dead. 74 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,920 And his dad never answers his phone, so... 75 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,400 But I'm over the worst. 76 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,760 And I will get better-- 77 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,640 Oh, f--! 78 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:02,840 Flip. 79 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,040 Martie. 80 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,840 Flippa. 81 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,520 Flip, she hasn't changed. 82 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,360 Bud, you're not thinking. 83 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,680 Flip Bosman, don't close that door. 84 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,199 Flip Bosman. 85 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:19,800 Flip Bosman. 86 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,680 Bud, you're not thinking straight. 87 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,840 Bud, you're sleeping. I'll give you a scare. 88 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,000 Flip, wake up. 89 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,960 Well... 90 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,880 Martie, before you apologise I just want to mention-- 91 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,120 I'm only here to arrange access for the deliveries at the prison. 92 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,080 So that's how it's going to be? 93 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,840 Sort things out in a jiffy. 94 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,080 You made me choose. 95 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,680 And you chose five other guys. 96 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,759 It wasn't five. 97 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,199 More or less? 98 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,680 Okay, wow. 99 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,040 Well. 100 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,240 Here. Is. Your. Stuff! 101 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,960 Throw it away. I don't want that stuff. 102 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,080 And this? 103 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,120 What is that? 104 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,600 It's a voucher. 105 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,520 There's only one in the whole world. 106 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,000 If you promise me and sign here 107 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,040 that you'll never mess with my heart again, 108 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,520 -then I'm yours. -No, thanks. 109 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,240 You're a bitch, and I never want to see you. 110 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,440 That's impossible because we have business to do. 111 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,680 I think you should forget about this deal and find other polony. 112 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,280 Maybe you're the one who should leave. 113 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,800 I'll never leave. This place is my whole life. 114 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,040 -Wow, that's sad. -That's not sad. I'm sad! 115 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,040 And... 116 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,840 Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you, but... 117 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,880 there's quite a big demand for polony. 118 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,080 So the price and the contract has doubled. 119 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,880 And I-- Why are you laughing at me? 120 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,280 You know it's not my money, it's the state's money. 121 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,040 So make it whatever you want. It's still a bargain. 122 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,040 So that's where our tax money goes. 123 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,199 Nice. 124 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:49,960 I should've known from the start 125 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:53,040 that you were going to ride me without a saddle. Bareback! 126 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,320 You know what? I'll come back after your tantrum. 127 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,360 It's not a tantrum, it's... 128 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,600 just me trying to untie my emotions that are knotted up-- 129 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,800 Goodbye, Flip! 130 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,759 -Hey, excuse me. -Hi! 131 00:06:10,759 --> 00:06:12,120 Do you work here? 132 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,759 Yes. Are you looking for someone? 133 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:18,280 Yes, it's actually a bit awkward, but... 134 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,120 my boyfriend works here, and I'd like to surprise him. 135 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,440 Oh, okay. 136 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,600 Joubert. Do you know him? 137 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:28,360 Yes! 138 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,320 -Yes, I know him. -Okay, cool. 139 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,680 Sorry, I'm Emma. 140 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,080 -Hello! -Hello. 141 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,040 Oh! Hello. 142 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,600 You are... Stella. 143 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,759 -Yes. -Yeah. 144 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:41,840 Pleased to meet you. 145 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,600 He went out. 146 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,920 -But you can wait upstairs. -Okay. 147 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,120 Listen, can I hide under a desk? 148 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,280 -Yes, yes. Go for it. -Okay. 149 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,880 -I'll help you. -Thank you. 150 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,440 No, Flip. We can't walk away from this contract. 151 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,199 Ayanda, she's going to strip us bare and break our hearts. 152 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:01,199 -What? -Trust me, we can't trust her. 153 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:02,960 Why? What are you basing it on? 154 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,600 It's just a... 155 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,760 It's a... 156 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,040 It's a feeling. It's an instinct, you know? 157 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,960 Her emails are dodgy. 158 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,760 And she doesn't have a strong chin. 159 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,480 And look what the staff think of her. 160 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,720 Okay, Flip. 161 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,320 This is a good thing. 162 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,160 This is the biggest contract your team has landed. 163 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,440 You should be proud. 164 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,640 I got an email this morning saying for some reason, 165 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,960 they're willing to pay double. 166 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,960 Double! That's amazing. 167 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,400 How did you even do that? 168 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,200 Did you have to sleep with her or something? 169 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,280 What? 170 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,200 No! 171 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,920 No, no, no! 172 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,040 No! 173 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,320 No. 174 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,960 Flip, did you sleep with her? 175 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,680 Nope. 176 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,400 No, we didn't sleep together. 177 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,120 Well, we fell asleep together. 178 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,040 She stayed over, but there was no sex. 179 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,240 Please tell me you're joking. 180 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,120 -I'm joking. -Don't lie to me. 181 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,320 -Okay, I'm not joking. -Dammit, Flip! 182 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,960 It wasn't sex. It was just a bit of making out and fooling around. 183 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,320 And handcuffs and leather and a bunch of weird-- 184 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,560 I'm telling you, she's weird. 185 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,200 You are suspended 186 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,640 with immediate effect. 187 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,480 -What? -It's against company policy. 188 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,680 You know this! 189 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,720 I'm not discussing this with you any further. 190 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,479 Suspend her! She broke my heart. 191 00:08:30,479 --> 00:08:32,680 -Don't suspend me! -She doesn't work here. 192 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,840 She's not my worry! 193 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,920 I'll tell you what your worry will be. 194 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,160 The riot that'll break out when people realise I've been fired. 195 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,200 These people love me. 196 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,000 Remember the EFF and Clicks? Remember that? 197 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,160 You're Clicks. 198 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,760 Yeah, don't come running to me when Q starts throwing rocks. 199 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,200 And why specifically Q? 200 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,640 Because... he has exper-- 201 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,800 He... has a good arm on him. 202 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,960 -Very-- -Flip! 203 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,200 Stop talking 204 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,240 before I add racism to the list. 205 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,360 Wha-- 206 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,680 Wow! 207 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,440 He'll probably be here shortly. 208 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,000 Cool. 209 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,160 That's a nice jersey. 210 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,760 Thank you. 211 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,120 Yes, yes. 212 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,640 Oh, hello. 213 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,920 -Tjaart Ferreira. -Stella, hello. 214 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,080 You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen in my life. 215 00:09:29,599 --> 00:09:30,720 Oh, thank you. 216 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,080 Has anyone ever told you that you look like Pocahontas? 217 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,120 -No. -Well, I'm saying it now. 218 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,400 It's my favourite cartoon. 219 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,960 Listen, I don't do this often, but you're an eleven... out of ten. 220 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:44,280 And I promised myself I'd never do this again, but... 221 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,400 -This is Joubert's girlfriend. -Oh, that sucks! 222 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,240 So badly. 223 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,200 Okay. 224 00:09:52,479 --> 00:09:53,599 Next time. 225 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,320 -He's not well. -It's okay. 226 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,280 -I'll just... -Okay. 227 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,640 Oh, I think that's him. 228 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,560 -Okay, hide. -Yes, you'll see! 229 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,960 You'll flippen see! 230 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,280 You've stirred up a hornet's nest. A hornet's nest! 231 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,599 Attention, everyone! 232 00:10:06,599 --> 00:10:08,240 So I've basically just been fired. 233 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,640 -What? -What? 234 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,920 After 20 years of service! 235 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,160 What is my crime? Love. 236 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,360 -Flip, you're joking. -No! 237 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,520 No, I'm not. 238 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,440 So if anyone's really upset about this, 239 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,599 this is the time to show the full extent of your emotions! 240 00:10:22,599 --> 00:10:24,080 Come on, Q. Go ahead! 241 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,440 Come on, come on. Umshini wami! Umshini wami! 242 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,560 Do it, Q! 243 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,440 Okay, fine. Anyone else? Come on, guys! 244 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,440 Do something! 245 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,520 Burn the place down! Break something! 246 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,640 Write an aggressive email... 247 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,680 Tjaart! 248 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,920 Tjaart, put that down. 249 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,040 -Q, what is she saying? -She's literally speaking English. 250 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,800 Don't listen to her. 251 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,520 Bud, I'm sorry. I don't know... 252 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,200 Is that it? 253 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,840 What's going on here? 254 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,479 -Hey, Joubert! -Hey. 255 00:10:55,479 --> 00:10:56,960 -Hey. -Hey, Jouba. 256 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,920 -What's going on, Flip? -They're trying to get rid of me. 257 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,560 -What? -The old White Rhino. 258 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,360 -What? -Surprise! 259 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,520 Whoa! 260 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,560 -Stella, hey! -Hey! 261 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,599 What... 262 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,599 -Are you going to hug me? -Yes! 263 00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:14,240 -Yes, yes, yes. -Hug her, hug her! 264 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,080 Kayle, here's your coffee, bud. 265 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,360 -Really? -Yeah. 266 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,000 -Is there almond milk? -Drink your f-- coffee, Kayle. 267 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,720 -Hi! -Hey! 268 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,800 Wow! 269 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,920 True love. 270 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,040 -Flip? -Hmm? 271 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,040 -You should go. -Oh, yeah. 272 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,120 This isn't the last you'll see of me. 273 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,200 -Well... -Well... 274 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,200 This breakup caught me off guard. 275 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,280 But as our first Black Springbok captain always says... 276 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,200 Siya... 277 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,440 soon. 278 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,400 Kayle, this is Stella. This is Joanne. 279 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,880 -She's in Customer Service. -Hello. 280 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,440 Stella, Gavin's with me in Sales. 281 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,599 So lovely to meet you. 282 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,599 This is Hendrik. He's in Health and Safety. 283 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,280 I thought you and Emma were together. 284 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,440 No. No, no. No, we... 285 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:23,400 We work together on the socials and sales, but... 286 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,360 Emma's like a sister. 287 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,520 -Can you imagine? -Oh, yes, no. 288 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,720 Thank you, but no thank you. 289 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,240 Oh, so you're single? 290 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,400 Good to know. 291 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,640 Don't worry about that guy. 292 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,640 He drinks tomato sauce from the bottle. 293 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,599 Auntie Miems, this is Stella. 294 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,320 -Yuck! -Yup. 295 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,360 -I get why you do coffee runs. -Yeah. 296 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,599 Yeah, you get posh coffee. 297 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,280 Coffee. 298 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,680 Then, powdered coffee. 299 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,240 And then, muddy water. 300 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,840 Then, whatever this 301 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,960 cup of art is. 302 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,120 Let's get lunch. 303 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,520 Yes, okay. That'll be nice. 304 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,960 Let me run to the bathroom. 305 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,200 Okay, I'll wait for you. 306 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,440 -Okay. -Cool. 307 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,560 Yoh. Crazy morning. 308 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,120 Yup. Crazy. 309 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,040 -She's great. -Yes, she's great. 310 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,760 Okay. 311 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,560 We'll be right back. 312 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,520 Yeah, wish me luck. 313 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,320 She's great. 314 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,640 Really great. Actually, great. 315 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,840 Guys, I promise. 316 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,680 Guys, what do you think really happened with Flip? 317 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,000 Well, he did have an undisclosed relationship with a client. 318 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,200 Oh, yeah, yeah. 319 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,720 That's more than enough grounds for suspension. 320 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,200 Then I should've been fired 23 times already. 321 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,720 -What? -I'm Customer Service. 322 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,440 Sometimes, I have to service a customer. 323 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,160 I expected nothing less from you, Joanne. 324 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,640 Proud of you, girl. 325 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,840 You know, I'm actually thinking of going for Flip's position. 326 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,440 -Really? -You're not qualified. 327 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,040 No, but I am Black. 328 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,120 Facts. 329 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,640 Remember, everything I've said was a joke, right? 330 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,160 Oh, is that so? 331 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,160 Excuse me! Is this Deluxe Processed Meats? 332 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,200 Flip! 333 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,640 No, Mr Bosman. 334 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,400 Client. 335 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,560 What are you doing here? 336 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,920 You sell polony, I buy polony. 337 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,080 I'm allowed to be here. 338 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,760 Fine, I'll take your money. 339 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,680 -How much do you want? -Well... 340 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,400 what can you give me? 341 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,840 Come on, I want the whole pitch. 342 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,520 Come on. 343 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,520 Come on. 344 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,320 There you go. Thanks. 345 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,200 Tramezzini. 346 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,560 -I'll have that. -Yeah, it's nice. 347 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,560 It's really nice that you're here. 348 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,680 -Right? -Yes. 349 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,960 It's so nice. 350 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,880 Long distance sucks. 351 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,160 Yeah, I... 352 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,600 I hate it so much. 353 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,160 Yes, I'm so glad you say that. 354 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,320 I hate it. 355 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,800 Every single moment, I feel like I-- 356 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,040 Yeah, same. I-- 357 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,640 -Gosh, okay! -Yes, I... 358 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,040 I actually wanted to... 359 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,120 tell you this later. 360 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,520 -But... -It's fine. 361 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,680 Surprise number two! 362 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,320 I'm moving to Klerksdorp. 363 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,400 Wha... What? 364 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,880 Yeah, I don't know. I literally just applied. 365 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,400 I got the job, and I'm moving in two weeks. 366 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,520 That's awesome. 367 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,320 -Jeez, come here. -Yeah, gosh! 368 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,600 -Oh, my word! -Good grief! 369 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,840 -I am so excited! -Me too. 370 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,920 I am... 371 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,880 Please don't make me do this. 372 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,920 What? 373 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,400 I want to buy polony. Lots of it. 374 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,680 I have a lot of money. 375 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,920 Lots of money. 376 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,720 Hundreds and hundreds of rands. 377 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,560 Okay, Mr Bosman. 378 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,520 I can do... 379 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:54,800 cheese polony, ten kgs, at R79.99 per kilo. 380 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,880 Alright, just for you... 381 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,880 a special price, R75.99 a kilo. 382 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,160 It's a good price. Nice. Great. 383 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,760 I'm going to hang around outside here 384 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,320 to make sure you're doing things right. 385 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,279 -Okay, Flip. -Okay, I don't like your tone. 386 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,760 Yes, I think I'll complain to Customer Services. 387 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,200 Yes, just a tip. You can be a bit friendlier 388 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,360 to people who spend their hard-earned money here 389 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,680 where they worked for 20 years 390 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,520 at the same place. 391 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,360 Is Customer Services still... 392 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,520 Thank you. 393 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,360 Ma'am, I'd like to lodge a complaint. 394 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,600 Send an email. 395 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,680 Okay. 396 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,680 Spelling mistake. 397 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,560 Don't use Tipp-Ex on the screen, okay? 398 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,560 -Hey, Britney! -What? 399 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,720 My name's not Britney. 400 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,400 Oh, aren't you a Brit? 401 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,360 A coffee for the client, please. 402 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,039 You know what, Flip? No! 403 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,200 I don't have to take this from you anymore! 404 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,760 Your name's not on the door anymore! 405 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,200 And I only listen to people whose name is on the door! 406 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,760 Wow. 407 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,760 That was quick. 408 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,640 Do you already have a new boss? 409 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,960 Who is it? Who's next? 410 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,720 Well, Q actually said he was going to apply. 411 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,640 No, we were just talking. 412 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,960 -I'm not being serious. -Q! 413 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,440 It's just... we were talking-- 414 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,720 Yes, I can see it. 415 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,560 I can see it. 416 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,160 The Afrikaner man. He's a dinosaur. 417 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,320 Take all the Afrikaner uncles and me 418 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,039 and throw us on an island so we can 419 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:47,200 braai and tell each other old Tolla jokes, 420 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,240 and where we can't be seen or heard. 421 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,039 Flip, it was a joke. 422 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:53,480 -I'm not really-- -No, no, you can. Do it. Do it. 423 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,120 Do it, baby. Do it! 424 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,200 Do you have the brains? Yes. 425 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,760 Skin colour? Yes. 426 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,080 Mapimpi story? Yes. 427 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,760 But answer me this. 428 00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:03,480 Is this place your everything? 429 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,920 Is this place your whole life? 430 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,520 -No. -Well, it's mine! 431 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,680 It was mine. 432 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,080 So, sorry, brother. You don't qualify. 433 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,760 None of you do. 434 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,440 No one! 435 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,200 None of your names are worthy of this door. 436 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,520 Not you. 437 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,120 Not you. 438 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,600 You... Not you. Not you! 439 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,560 Miems, sorry. Not you either. 440 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,640 -Flip. -Only my name-- 441 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,680 Flip. 442 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,840 I think you should go, bud. 443 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,320 Before things get ugly. 444 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,680 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 445 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,120 Schucks. 446 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,120 Guys, it's Flip! 447 00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:10,440 There's a camera. 448 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,200 There's a camera. 449 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,520 I don't really want to buy polony. 450 00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:18,880 I only wanted to teach you a last... 451 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,240 A last present. 452 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,120 F-- off. 453 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,440 Campbells or Kurt Darren? 454 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,720 -I... -Wow, it's tough. 455 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,039 I don't know. 456 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:56,039 They all have nice sokkie music. Nice doof-doof. 457 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,560 -Yeah. -Yeah, that's a tough one. 458 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,279 And another one, "Afrikaans is Groot" or "Krone"? 459 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,760 I have both on Blu-ray. 460 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,320 What was your experience out of ten? 461 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:15,080 I don't have anything to measure it against. 462 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,480 It's just a flippen fancy, expensive sandwich, that's all. 463 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,000 How much work do you still have to do? 464 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,039 I'm not quite sure what's going on. 465 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,240 Did he say anything to you? 466 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,960 Oh, wow. I'm so glad. 467 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,440 Gosh. 468 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,920 Ayanda, hello. 469 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,680 Martie? 470 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,560 Hi. How can I help? 471 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,240 Twenty years. 472 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,560 A few things in a-- 473 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,120 Why is life so damn unfair? 474 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,800 I'm sorry. 475 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,360 It's not your fault, Duncan. 476 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,800 Are you ever going to finish building this field? 477 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,240 Yes, Duncan, I am. 478 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,880 But only if you catch this ball, okay? 479 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,760 Okay, move back. It's going to be an uppie. 480 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,920 Duncan! 481 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,039 Duncan! 482 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,560 Duncan, you champ! 483 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,920 You flippen champ! 484 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,320 Come on, Duncan. 485 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,279 Flip. 486 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,200 Ayanda. 487 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,960 Hear me out. 488 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,440 Okay? 489 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,360 You can let me go, that's fine. 490 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,480 But can't let these kids' dreams go. 491 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,720 Flip, please. 492 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,240 You don't understand. 493 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,240 I promised Duncan here that I'd build that rugby field 494 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,800 if I kicked an uppie and he caught it. And you know what? 495 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,200 I kicked this ball sky-high because I have a cannon foot on me, 496 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,000 and this downy caught that uppie. 497 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,520 I mean... 498 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,120 I mean, it's a sign. So you know what? 499 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,640 You can fire me, that's fine. 500 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,520 Fire me, but promise me you'll build that rugby field. 501 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,600 Do it yourself. 502 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,200 You're reinstated. 503 00:23:42,279 --> 00:23:44,160 -Come again? -Martie called. 504 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,039 And she said if we let you go because of her, 505 00:23:46,039 --> 00:23:47,480 she's going to cancel the contract. 506 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,520 -She loves me. -No. 507 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,640 No, she's going to get in trouble on her side. 508 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,720 She can't have that. 509 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,720 So this is your second official warning. 510 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,840 How many do I get? 511 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,160 And, Flip, please... 512 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,480 return this kid to wherever you found him. 513 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,920 -Okay? -Yes, Auntie. 514 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,720 Come on. 515 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,760 Small announcement. 516 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,920 I'm back! 517 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,400 -What? -Yes! 518 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,400 Just for the record, 519 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,960 any one of your names 520 00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:33,120 would suit any door in the world. 521 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,360 Except this one. 522 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,279 Drinks on me! 523 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,680 -Yes! -Yup. 524 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,200 Nice! Put me in a time machine, send me back 525 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,800 and ask me if I'd ever jump into bed with a client again... 526 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,480 In a heartbeat. 527 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,720 Because if I hadn't got involved with Martie, 528 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,120 she would never have called Ayanda to give me my job back. 529 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,320 So, sign me up. 530 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,720 Nice! 531 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,080 Bossman! 532 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,320 Nice. He's back. 533 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,000 Do you want... need anything? I can get you a beer. 534 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,400 -Do you want me to get you a beer? -No. 535 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,920 Okay. Well, I'm here to serve. 536 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,200 No, it's okay, Britney. 537 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,400 -Flippa. -Oh, what a day! 538 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,400 Stella, today wasn't light music. 539 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,880 No, no, it was nice. 540 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,480 What's news? What brings you to Klerksdorp? 541 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,279 She actually got a job at BMW around the corner. 542 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,120 -Yeah, it's very cool. -Wow! 543 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,680 I'm moving to Klerksdorp next week. 544 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,160 Great, now you don't have to fool around over the phone. 545 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,360 Fool around in person. 546 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,880 Go ahead and just fool around here. 547 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,560 My mother always said... 548 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,720 "That which belongs to you will always come back to you". 549 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,760 Today couldn't have a better ending. 550 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,960 She also said you could drink Handy Andy for bronchitis. 551 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,840 She was unstable, but... 552 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,520 she was right about this one thing. 553 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,440 Because even when life 554 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,800 tries to tear you away from what belongs to you... 555 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,039 -I'll be right back. -Okay, see you at the car. 556 00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:03,160 ...get up and scream. 557 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,880 "No, not today, pal. 558 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,240 Try again tomorrow." 559 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,880 I forgot my jacket. 560 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,360 Okay. 561 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,279 I'm so sorry, Emma. 562 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,120 For what? 563 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,120 Okay, have a good weekend. 564 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,160 Gosh! 565 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,000 Thank you, Emma. 566 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,680 I'm also happy to be back. 567 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,000 I'm glad. 568 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,279 -Wow. -So glad. 569 00:27:04,279 --> 00:27:06,600 Everything will be fine now, okay? 570 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,400 Thank you, Flip. 571 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,039 Duncan, lets go get a nice, big ice cream. 572 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,240 Where do you live?